(Chorus)
I got 99 problem but a gyal ain’t one
From mi eye deh a mi knee the mount a gyal mi slam
If it nuh cook, if it nuh roast
Mi naw go nam
Mi nuh eat cho, cho
Mi nuh go pum, pum, yam

I got 99 problem but a gyal ain’t one
From mi eye deh a mi knee the mount a gyal mi slam
If it nuh cook, if it nuh roast
Mi naw go nam
Mi nuh eat cho, cho
Mi nuh go pum, pum, yam

(Verse 1)
Gwaan chat because mi hot
Pull up in a the dance dem a seh a Foota that
Beemer roll out every gyal draws drop
Last year mi cook, but this year mi hot
Phone ring, nuh Markus dem that
Seh Foota Hype come lock down the track
All who a talk unuh need fi relax
Caw mi have the house full a gyal
And mi bank full a cash

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(Verse 2)
One gyal gone suh mi naw stress that
Member mi have yo sister and yo friend dem lock
Everyday pon mi door gyal a knock
Dem a link mi fi mi rent dem back
The gyal dem a scream fi mi chocolate skin
Dem love how mi think, dem glad mi nuh slim
Mi foot big, dem know the size a the thing
Some dutty gyal gone in a river gone dip

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(Repeat Verse 1)

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